My punny valentine

One thing that I’ve thought about writing is a collection of really bad puns and wordplays. I don’t know if this is a good thing for the rest of the world, but it keeps me amused. Here are a few that will either induce a chuckle or a groan, depending on how you feel about puns:

“You say your pet mallard was stolen?” “Yes, officer, I’m afraid he was ab-duck-ted.”

“Your knee surgery may be painful now,” said the doctor, “but in many cases, patients reach a state where they can’t even remember having the operation. This, of course, is called am-knee-sia.”

The leopard drank gin until he was catatonic.

Feel free to send your encouragement, more puns, or a cease-and-desist order to this blog.


~ by harryc13 on May 12, 2007.

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